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When I learned not to play with knives.

06:41 Sep 04 2014
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So as long I remember I have always been fascinated by knives & sharp objects. I remember when I was about 5 years old. I managed to get a hold of a paring knife & me being a five year old child unsupervised, With a small green handled paring knife.

You can already imagine where this story can only go from here.

I guess my Mother was taking a nap at the time.

Allowing me to get into the knife cabinet in the kitchen.

For some reason I thought It would be very amusing to push a chair up to the refrigerator, So I could reach the freezer door. And then after doing that, I climbed up on the chair so the freezer door would be within reach.

At this point I remember taking the knife and sticking it in the seal of the freezer door & twisting it while sliding it in the freezer door seal to help me open it, As I jerked on the handle of the freezer door with my other hand &, while I was doing this. The freezer door popped open unexpectedly, Causing me to fall off the chair on to the kitchen floor landing flat on my back, As I watched the knife that was in my hands seconds ago flying up into the air. As it flipped over 2 and half times as I watched & then felt the point of it land & almost stick itself in my eyebrow about an inch above my right eye.



Ouch!









COMMENTS

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Deosil
Deosil
07:25 Sep 04 2014

Hey Drayton while you're at it why don't you tell us about that time, you stuck your nose in that doberman pinscher's doghouse. lol





Drayton
Drayton
07:52 Sep 04 2014

Shut up Deosil!





Theodora
Theodora
20:38 Sep 06 2014

Oh my. Talking to yourself again? And yet I still find you fascinating! :-)








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